So, there's this guy we work with at United First named Jason. He is kind of the obnoxious type, to put it mildly. He's what you would call a drama queen. The kind of person who thrives on crisis. Also, he loves to hear the sound his own voice. Also, he seems to think he's the awesomest person alive, bless his heart. (i've found that you can say whatever you want about a person, as long as you bless their heart afterwards)
So that's just a little background information on our co-worker.
The thing that really cracks me up about this guy, is that he is obsessive compulsive about saying something EVERY time he walks past either myself or Mary. We mostly see him when we're in the break room (he passes through on his way outside for a cigarette), so most of his comments have to do with whatever it is we happen to be eating. For example :
"Mac and Cheese, huh?"
"What's in there, carrots?" (in reference to peaches 'n' cream oatmeal)
"Breakfast time, huh?"
And so on, and so on. The thing of it is, he HAS to say something. It has really gotten old. Have you ever dealt with a compulsive commenter like this guy?